Anonymous asked: Red, Pink, Blue

gay . your gay (i am your gay

Anonymous asked: i have a crush on this weird dog. wait i mean a lizard. no an alligator. NO i think you.

everyone look at this weird dog

tell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

im sad and lonely and i cant breathe. i love life

bring back the weird surreal one line horoscopes. bring back the horrorscopes 

the new horoscope trend thats just sign-based insults is kind of…….

please entertain me

Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red
 - I love you.
Pink
 - I think you’re cute.
Blue
 - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple
 - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender
 - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine
 - We have a lot in common.
Amber
 - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

Anonymous asked: prettypinklove22 maybe.

cute :^O

it smells like nail polish and i already cant breathe… i want to go back home

just tell me about ur crushes im. sad lmao

tell me on anon which tumblr user u have a crush on

does anyone know where i put my wallet

the bathroom is so far but i must go…….

bee and me. which is which? who knows…..

man i took a shower in the boys bathroom the other day just to switch things up (and because the gender neutral bathroom doesnt have a shower….Ok) and let me tell you. boys are disgusting. i heard three boys walk in while i was showering and only one of them even pretended to wash their hands. what

please wash your hands. especially if theres someone else in the bathroom who will hear whether or not you wash your hands. at least pretend and turn on the faucet for a while. thank you